Take Two

And it sucks.

And I had to tell one of my best friends. 

Who thought about it, called me back, and had to tell our mutual best friend. 

So many people possibly affected by two selfish assholes. 

artninja-mcrockviking:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

Oh God

(via tangentteaparty)

Well, this is difficult.

You didn’t listen to me. Or you listened to the parts you wanted to hear. 

And apparently we can’t talk about anything negative on the phone ever because you hang up as soon as you feel bad.

Either way, I’m not jumping ship just because and old crush is talking to me differently.  

This right ch’ere is ridickalis

Also, I should do to you what you did to me a year ago and friend-zone you into oblivion.

I’d fight you more on going away, but the thought that it might help keeps me quiet.